Fast track to funny?
In a Saturday Night Live sketch, Kristen Wiig and host Anna Faris lose their cool over a Ferrari calendar, but it's not the expensive cars that turn them on: it's the unkempt men posing beside them!
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"Look how freaking' gorgeous this guy is," Faris, 34, moans.
"He is exactly my type!" Wiig, 38, gushes. "So much attitude. Square jaw dark glasses white sneakers."
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"Fitted light jeans rolled above the shoe, half his mouth covered up by his popped collar," Farris adds.
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"Yellow teeth! God, kiss me now. I can't take it!" Wiig moans.
Little do the women know their calendar boy is a lot closer than they think. Watch Faris and Wiig's hilarious sketch in the clip above.
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