Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens? Not so much.
When it came time to celebrate husband Eddie Cibrian's 39th birthday, LeAnn Rimes went above and beyond to ensure her man felt appreciated by ordering a custom-made cake.
Rimes tweeted a picture of the creation, and dished about the theme of Cibrian's birthday dessert, which boasted, among other things, a couple lounging in bed on the top layer.
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"Eddie's favorite things bday cake," Rimes wrote. "LOVE there was a Lakers jersey, a Bronco, a paddle board and more!"
Also depicted on the dessert? Two little boys modeled after his sons, Mason and Jake, with ex-wife Brandi Glanville. (A miniature Glanville was conspicuously absent from the sugary design.)
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Although Rimes and Cibrian celebrated their first wedding anniversary in April, the country crooner is adamant she's not quite ready for a child of her own.
"I have never even tried [to conceive a child]," she tweeted earlier this year in an attempt to quash pregnancy rumors. "Please stop discussing my ovaries!"
This article originally appeared on Usmagazine.com: PIC: See LeAnn Rimes' Bizarre Birthday Cake for Eddie Cibrian
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