Hollywood's 8 Least Eligible Bachelors
By Saryn Chorney
Apparently there's something about Brody Jenner. Even when he's sporting a fake moustache and a rainbow poncho, the Hollywood hotties -- Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, Jayde Nicole and even Nicole Richie -- just can't seem to keep their manicured paws off him. Nor does he resist manhandling them, especially not on the beaches of Hawaii when paparazzi have been called in to commemorate the moment.
In honor of Brody and the new show, "Is She Really Going Out With Him?" (airing Monday through Thursday at 5:30pm on MTV), we take a closer look at some of Hollwood's least eligible bachelors.
Following in the well-trodden footsteps of Brody Jenner, minor league baseball player Doug Reinhardt also briefly dated ex-"Hills" starlet Lauren Conrad. He moved right along to a real movie star, Amanda Bynes, but quickly dropped her once heiress-turned-reality TV star Paris Hilton started sniffing around his home base. The pair reportedly broke up last week, but we could see Reinhardt rebounding with someone like -- Carrie Prejean? Kate Gosselin? Octomom? -- any day now.
Long before his reality TV dating show "Rock of Love," Bret Michaels had a brief relationship and infamously starred in a sex tape with oft-married (and frequently filmed mid-fornication) Pamela Anderson. But to his TV contestants and/or groupies, this is exactly what makes Michaels so irresistible. What fame harlot with a seemingly misspelled name (Jes, Ambre, Taya) wouldn't want to get with an aging rockstar who's already been with another couple of aging rockstars' ex-wife?
If it wasn't for actor-turned-goth-ish rocker Jared Leto's lucky break as TV's most swoon-worthy teen dreamboat, Jordan Catalano, in the '90s series "My So-Called Life," a generation of Hollywood starlets might never have offered to help him with his homework. Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johansson, Lindsay Lohan, Ashley Olsen, Britney Spears and maybe even Kanye West have looked deep into those bright blue orbs and found magic... dust bunnies.
If you want to be part of actor-turned-musician (trend alert?) Adrian Grenier's "Entourage," better get in line. Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Melissa Keller, actress Isabel Lucas (who may have two-timed him with Shia LaBeouf), Paris Hilton and his latest conquest Ashley Greene are just a few of the classy ladies who've been linked to the pretty boy. He denies the relationship reports with Hilton, claiming he was merely filming a documentary with her. Nice try. That's what Rick Salomon said, too.
How could a guy who hosted the First Annual Pornstar Ball in Las Vegas this year not be the most in-demand stud in Hollywood? Jane's Addiction, Camp Freddy, and Red Hot Chili Peppers sometime-guitarist Dave Navarro is much more than the ex-reality-TV-husband of "girl about Tinseltown" Carmen Electra. He's been married twice before that, and has also been linked to Monet Mazur, Kelly Carlson, Daisy from "Rock of Love" and a few dudes. Mostly he just fantasizes about Johnny Depp, though.
Back in the "Saved by the Bell" days, A.C. Slater only had eyes for Jessie Spano. Who could've guessed that endearingly dimpled, muscle-bound "personality" Mario Lopez would grow up to be such a cad? And why is he posing in front of that bed? Scene of a love crime, we presume.
Mario may've been named People magazine's "Hottest Bachelor" in June 2008, but as a husband to Ali Landry, he was no prize. Their marriage was annulled after she accused him of infidelity throughout their relationship, but he just rumbaed right along to "Dancing with the Stars" co-star Karina Smirnoff. He's also rumored to be the "extra" man in Eva Longoria Parker's life, if you catch our drift.
Look, we're not saying he's the most inexplicable manwhore in Hollywood, we're just saying, "Really? Fez? Are you sure, ladies?" We'll never know Wilmer Valderrama's seduction secrets (unless we get that Howard Stern Show transcript), but somehow this unlikely C list actor has co-starred in fairly long-term makeout sessions with Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ashlee Simpson, Christina Milian and (rumor has it) Rihanna.
Luckily his "That '70s Show" co-star and pal Ashton Kutcher swooped in before Wilmer could work his love voodoo on Demi Moore. You just know Bruce Willis would not have approved.
"Is She Really Going Out With Him?" airs Monday through Thursday at 5:30pm on MTV!
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