Look, we're not saying he's the most inexplicable manwhore in Hollywood, we're just saying, "Really? Fez? Are you sure, ladies?" We'll never know Wilmer Valderrama's seduction secrets (unless we get that Howard Stern Show transcript), but somehow this unlikely C list actor has co-starred in fairly long-term makeout sessions with Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ashlee Simpson, Christina Milian and (rumor has it) Rihanna.
Luckily his "That '70s Show" co-star and pal Ashton Kutcher swooped in before Wilmer could work his love voodoo on Demi Moore. You just know Bruce Willis would not have approved.