Please enjoy Wonderwall's exclusive recipes for enjoying your favorite stars, straight up or on the rocks.
THE JEN ANISTINI: In a highball glass, combine equal parts hair extensions, tear-stained pillows, and rom-com scripts. Add a dash of any pregnancy or adoption rumor you can concoct. Mix gently with a Prada stirring stick (what, you don't have one?). Throw the drink directly in Angelina's face and make a run for it.