Celebrity Quotes for the Week Of Sept. 4

By Cindy Joung
"It's completely false, I've never had it done. ... It's a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won't make you happy. ... For the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look thirty." -- Demi Moore, on plastic surgery (Telegraph UK)

"That was divine intervention. Divine intervention, and nobody knew how to shoot." -- Jay-Z, talking to Oprah about dealing drugs as a teenager and being shot at (OK!)

"Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win." -- Megan Fox, talking to Cosmopolitan about the balance of power in a relationship (MTV)

"I just misspoke." -- Chris Brown, dispelling reports that said he didn't remember assaulting Rihanna (People)

"I always stuffed my bra. In fact, I had a boyfriend for years, and we moved so slowly. We didn't have sex for a long time because I had to gradually bring down my bra size so he wouldn't find out I stuffed my bra!" -- Holly Madison, talking to Life & Style

"I'm a baby. I'm not prepared. And I'm not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn." -- Spencer Pratt, on having children (Socialite Life)
Editors note: This may well be the most insightful and self-aware sound bite from King Spencer.

"I go home and they'll cook Christmas dinner, and she's like, ‘C'mon, give a hand, come on, wash the dishes or put the dishes away.' And I'm like, ‘Mom, I am a major Hollywood movie star, I can't be doing this. It's embarrassing.'" -- Gerard Butler, on his family in Glasgow, where being on the A-list doesn't excuse you from chores (NY Daily News)

"She's doing fantastic and very little of what is being published is true." -- Antonio Banderas, talking to "Extra" about his wife Melanie Griffith, who recently checked into rehab (People)

“I guess I was lucky because it was love that brought me here, not work. I think the city feels and looks a little bit different because of that.” -- Australian actress Abbie Cornish, on living in Los Angeles (W)
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