Celebrity Quotes for the Week of Aug. 28
By Cindy Joung
“You know my uterus is really flattered that everyone cares, but sorry, no occupants.” -- "True Blood" star Anna Paquin, dispelling pregnancy rumors on "Extra"
"I’ve always said that I would like to be president -- it’s kind of my whole thing. Maybe 2040." -- Nick Jonas, talking to CNN's "The Situation Room" about his political aspirations (Daily Fill)
“Working with Ben Affleck, it was decent. It was tough; he’s so new at this. I think it’s his second, maybe his third film, and you gotta help him out quite a bit. You gotta hold a lot of cue cards. ... Jennifer Garner's gonna help him out a lot as his career starts to take off.” -- Jason Bateman, joking to "Entertainment Tonight" about "Extract" co-star Ben Affleck
“It’s the anti-reunion reunion, and I’d like to copyright that.” -- Julia Louis-Dreyfus, on the "Seinfeld" cast reunion in this season's "Curb Your Enthusiasm" (EW)
“As far as I’m concerned, we did do it, and in a better way than I ever imagined. This exceeded my expectations, so there’s no chance I would revisit it now.” -- Jerry Seinfeld, on doing a reunion on the show "Seinfeld" (EW)
![Everything in our movie, it's such a heightened version of reality. It's like, people don't just break up [in the 'Twilight' films] — they break up and it literally kills you. -- Kristen Stewart, on the occupational hazards of filming breakup scenes (MTV)](http://static.wonderwall.com/Photos/Original/11693_Original.jpg)
"Everything in our movie, it's such a heightened version of reality. It's like, people don't just break up [in the 'Twilight' films] — they break up and it literally kills you." -- Kristen Stewart, on the occupational hazards of filming breakup scenes (MTV)
"I was so scared that I wasn't going to be able to nurse that when I saw stuff come out of my nipples the other day, I was like, 'I can breast-feed?'" -- Kendra Wilkinson, talking to Us magazine about her desire to nurse despite her breast implants
"I have cellulite. I admit it. But sometimes I just say, 'Screw it, I am going to wear a bikini.'" -- Supermodel Cindy Crawford, talking to Redbook magazine about her bikini body philosophy
"She's what I call a meteor -- singers who entertain people for a while. Hey, there's nothing wrong with that. But then there are people like Neil Young who show up at Glastonbury 40 years into their career. And that's a very different kind of artist. Neil Young doesn't have to get his bum out on stage! The question is, will Lady GaGa be playing alongside Neil Young at Glastonbury in 20 years time?" -- Tori Amos, commenting on Lady GaGa's shelf life (The Sun)
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