Celebrity Quotes for the Week of Sept. 11

By Cindy Joung
"Dating sucks." -- "Love Happens" star Jennifer Aniston, on what it feels like when love doesn't happen (Extra)

"I am a big Ellen fan. I think it's going to be fantastic." -- Eva Longoria, on Ellen DeGeneres being named the new "American Idol" judge (ET)

"I'm putting a sneeze guard up between us. I'm gonna have Plexiglas surrounding me." -- Ellen DeGeneres, joking to "Extra" about sharing the "American Idol" judges' table with Simon Cowell

"It's hard when you take a big chance and it doesn't really work. It's always embarrassing when you take one real swing for the fences and it just falls flat." -- George Clooney, commenting on a man who stripped and declared his love for Clooney during a news conference (CNN)

"I wanted to tell everybody so you don't think I stole a Korean baby." -- Katherine Heigl, announcing her adoption of a baby girl on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" (People)

"Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman ... I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles rainbow together." -- John Mayer, denying rumors that he's been hooking up with "The Hills" star Kristin Cavallari (The Superficial)

“I started getting some presents from friends saying, ‘Congratulations, you’re pregnant.’ And I say, ‘No, I’m not, so return the presents.’ It’s amazing.” -- Penelope Cruz, addressing the recent spate of pregnancy rumors (Just Jared)

"I told her no Sundays." -- Tom Brady, joking about attending Lamaze classes with pregnant wife Gisele Bundchen (PopEater)

"Looking back at that momentous interview, I was so nervous my knees were shaking." -- Oprah Winfrey, on interviewing Michael Jackson in 1993 (Extra)

"It’s a behind-the-scenes look at my life in L.A. -- the movies and shoots and parties. It’s not as glamorous as it appears, plus it’ll actually feature people I know. It’s, like, real." -- Audrina Patridge, talking to Maxim about her new television show, "The Audrina Show"
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