Celebrity Quotes for the Week of Sept. 18
By Cindy Joung
"I, myself, was in the hospital recently. I got a bee sting in my neck, and the very first person to hold my hand was this male nurse, and he was so extraordinary. He had this awesome tattoo of a unicorn ... The unicorn was very distracting from the bee sting. It was kind of fantastic, I'm not going to lie. I said, 'I'm going to be a nurse,' and he got so excited that there was someone that was following their dream. I was like, 'Well, I'm going to be a fake nurse, but I'm still going to be a nurse.'" -- "Mercy" star Michelle Trachtenberg, talking about the importance of great nurses both on and off the small screen (IESB)
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"It was a kiss for good luck. Kissing a frog is good luck for the person giving the kiss, but bad luck for the frog if his pig finds out." -- Kermit the Frog, on kissing Lady GaGa at the MTV VMAs (People)
"My temper is ridiculously bad. I've had to say to Brian, 'You have to go and stop talking to me, because I'm going to kill you. I'm going to stab you with something, please leave,' I'd never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn't shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure." -- Megan Fox, opening up to Rolling Stone about her temper (New York Post)
“She’s huge. She is huuuuge! I think she’s in denial of buying maternity clothes, because she just borrows Khloe’s clothes. Khloé is going to kill me for saying that, but it’s really because Khloé is so much taller.” -- Kim Kardashian, inadvertently dissing both of her sisters' bodies *Oops!* (The Superficial)
"My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!" -- Jessica Simpson, optimistically tweeting about her missing maltipoo, Daisy (Celebuzz)
"It totally is my Angelina Jolie part. I get to run around with guns and fight big men." -- Vanessa Hudgens, talking to Allure about her upcoming role in "Sucker Punch" (PopEater)
"Never. I live a married life. I am in my heart and soul married to this guy." -- Charlize Theron, on when she will marry longtime boyfriend Stuart Townsend (Extra)
“These card kids are like crystal-meth-heads, they’re so good. I say that as a compliment." -- "How I Met Your Mother" star (and magician!) Neil Patrick Harris, marveling at the dexterity of young magicians (New York Magazine)
"I'm pretty sure that this is it. We feel like the world was made for pairs. Four feels like the perfect number. Also, we're not interested in overpopulating this world." -- Rebecca Romijn, talking to E! Online about her family with husband Jerry O'Connell
“NOT TRYNA BE RUDE but i keep hearing tila bringing my name up. ur 15 seconds of fame has ended. dont try to gain fans by dissing me.godbless." -- Chris Brown, tweeting about Tila Tequila's use of his name while talking about her own domestic violence case (Evil Beet Gossip)
"To get a role like Jeff Winger, where he's a jerk ... I kind of feel like it's a good transition for people to tune in and not go, 'He's a host, I don't get it! My brain is going to explode.' There are similarities, he says stuff to get a reaction sometimes. In my mind, they're incredibly separate, but maybe in people's minds they won't be as much." -- "The Soup" host Joel McHale, talking about his role in the new sitcom "Community" (PopEater)
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