Celebrity Quotes for the Week of Sept. 25

By Cindy Joung
“I’m not afraid of touching paper but I just can’t stand it. I have to constantly lick my fingers before I turn every page or, on my really crazy days, like if I’m sitting down to read a script, I’ll have a little cup of water and I’ll dip my fingers in it before I turn every page. I’m really neurotic -- only every once in a while.” -- Megan Fox, addressing her aversion to paper on "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" (Just Jared)

"It's the first time that I really want to have kids. I've been very fortunate in my career, and my life has been about that for so long that you get bored of it. You're ready for your life to be about other people and other things." -- Vince Vaughn, on settling down with fiancee Kyla Weber (People)

"I've been training four times a week to get my VO2 - oxygen consumption - levels up to expand my lungs. We'll climb for a week straight, carrying 30 pounds on our backs. It's going to be intense, but it's going to be so rewarding. We're going to be ready for it." -- Justin Timberlake, on training for the Summit on the Summit expedition, on which he will climb Mount Kilimanjaro with fellow celebs, including girlfriend Jessica Biel (I'm Not Obsessed!)

"The fashion world is something I don’t think anyone’s ever examined in a really realistic way, and I thought this show would be a good fit for me because I get to play a real character, and a lot of people associate me with fashion like I’m a fashion icon already." Self-proclaimed fashion icon Mischa Barton, on her newly canceled show, "The Beautiful Life" (LA Times)

"I wanna eat my potatoes and French fries and sponge cakes. When I play a role like this, I can't have my carbs and it makes me crazy." -- Carb lover Gerard Butler, on preparing for his shirtless scenes in the new movie "Law Abiding Citizen" (Celebuzz)

"When I was 13, Mackenzie told me that she had a consensual sexual relationship with our father. This news was confusing and scary, as I lived alone with my father since I was 3. I didn't know what to believe, and it didn't help that shortly thereafter Mackenzie told me it didn't happen." -- Bijou Phillips, speaking out against her stepsister Mackenzie (Us)

“So many people say, ‘You know when you know,’ and it’s true. It’s all true.” -- John Krasinski, on his engagement to fiancee Emily Blunt (Evil Beet Gossip)

"I'm a fan of my butt. I totally have no chest, I'm all butt. Ever since I was a kid I've had a bubble butt. Guys are usually like, 'Oh my gosh, look at that butt!' In a good way!" -- Kelly Clarkson, on her favorite asset (PopEater)

"The only word that I know about is werewolves." -- "True Blood" star Stephen Moyer, talking to "Extra" about the newest creatures in the show's next season
![“If Kelly [Tiffani Thiessen] was interested in Slater [Mario Lopez] one week, then backstage there was a lot going between them in Mario’s room. Then, if Jessie kisses Zack, then you know Elizabeth Berkley is going in Mark-Paul’s room.” -- Saved by the Bell alumnus Dustin Diamond, revealing set secrets in his new tell-all (The Blemish)](http://static.wonderwall.com/Photos/Original/5557_Original.jpg)
“If Kelly [Tiffani Thiessen] was interested in Slater [Mario Lopez] one week, then backstage there was a lot going between them in Mario’s room. Then, if Jessie kisses Zack, then you know Elizabeth Berkley is going in Mark-Paul’s room.” -- "Saved by the Bell" alumnus Dustin Diamond, revealing set secrets in his new tell-all (The Blemish)
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