Rob Lowe has long been involved in politics. Why, it was at the 1988 Democratic National Convention in Atlanta where he filmed himself engaged in passionate "debate" with two girls, one of whom was 16. This was years before Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee, when a sex tape was scandalous; Lowe ran to rehab (that was scandalous at the time, too. Pick your poison).
Climatic moment: To hell with the tape; we're still traumatized by his 1989 Oscar song and dance.
What we'd rather see: A dramatic decrease in headlines about the Lowes and their disgruntled staff.