Imagined Conversations: Kim Cattrall Kitaen Hails a Cab
By Dana Flax
Hailing a taxi on the crowded streets of NYC can be difficult. Sometimes a girl's gotta spice it up with the fashions of her heyday -- as in the case of Kim Cattrall -- if she's gonna get her tush back to work (or to the Meatpacking District in time for drag queen bingo). We've come up with a few of our own ideas as to what Kimmy Kitaen might have been shouting at cabbies in her '80s get-up. Click to see our imagined captions for the OG coug.
"Ey, cabbie, gimme some love! This blondie is a working girl, alright? Taylor Dayne cassettes don't pay for themselves!"
*Sigh* "Maybe it's nice I get a hot min to cool these acrylics. Wonder what my best girlfriend Joan Cusack is up to."
"Whoa whoa whoa! What the hell, bro? Eh, maybe I camouflaged into the street."
"Hey. You. I'm a broad, hear me roar."
"Whew -- back at work. It may take a while to get a taxi, but you can't help but love New York City. Being here is like sending your spirit a 'lude."
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