LOL Pics for Oct. 28
By Dana Flax
In one of her most Marilyn Monroe-esque moments we've witnessed to date, Paula Abdul comes dangerously close to showing off what a couple of old Lakers fans would pay, like, a couple of bucks to see.
Having given up on Kabbalah, as well as worship of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Madonna sings a serenade to an omnipotent pair of magical scissors.
Lindsay Lohan is either eating something or showing off the expertise with which she can vomit things directly onto forks. Unclear.
Tom Cruise counteracts epic tongue burn with an expert amount of mouth-breathing while enjoying what just has to be a nummy raspberry brulee.
Fed up with that whole "walking" shtick, Holly Madison hires a local football hunk to enact the floaty sensation of walking on Dr. Scholl's pads. The rich people version.
"Real" frenemies Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes reunite to memorialize the life of the sacrificial calf responsible for their ample amounts of leather leg-cover.
Bill Cosby is displeased with the lack of pudding at this juncture.
Mel B debuts her Baby Spice-themed Halloween costume. Isn't it, like, the funniest, most ironic costume in the whole Spice World? Spice Galaxy? Right, guys?
Simon Cowell sweats his fans, particularly when they wear sexy-comfy velour pajamas to his meet and greets.
Katy Perry tries to summon young disciples to her sparkly trophy boobies, i.e. the shining advertisements to buy her music.
AnnaLynne McCord receives covert assignments from her home planet Famegrub via satellite.
Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag film "The Hills," a show about people in L.A. who are really popular and pretty. *Crickets*
Dennis Quaid attempts to metaphysically channel Deep Purple at his band's performance at an authentic dark bar/bowling alley in L.A.
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