LOL Pics for Sept. 1

By Melissa Hunter
It's a good thing Ashton's got Demi Moore on lockdown otherwise people may start to question his orientation as he cruises around in that Pepto-Bismol pink ride.

Let Kim and Kourtney Kardashian be a warning to all the aspiring socialites out there: Getting within 30 feet of ice cream will cause extreme, unpredictable behavior. Any and all refined sugars and fat should be avoided at all costs.

Will Ferrell didn't know what he was getting into when he signed up to compete in the U.S. Gigantism Open.

I think Tyra warrants a primetime Emmy nod for Most Overwrought Acceptance Speech on television.

Hey everyone: Find Jon Gosselin amongst this crowd of bikini-clad chicks. It's just like Where's Waldo, that is, if Waldo were a shameless, sleazy d-bag.

These days, it seems like everyone wants to snag a role in "Twilight." Julia Roberts needs to work on sharpening her fangs though, if she's gonna land an audition.

Russell Crowe knows that there's nothing like a brisk morning bike ride -- feeling the wind in your hair and the burn of smoke damaging your lungs.

Serena Williams, we know you're excited about your newfound passion for juggling, but it technically only counts as juggling if you have more than one ball.

Holding her arms out really helps Miley keep her balance while performing without a handy stripper pole for support.

OK, so maybe Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are merely stoically watching their kids play on the beach, but just thought you might appreciate a dose of eye candy in your LOL Pics. Also, Gavin's guns may or may not be keeping that house from completely collapsing.

No time to pose for pictures, Portia. Ellen's got a busy lineup of witty banter to engage in.

Alessandra Ambrosio and her daughter joyously applaud each other as they play on a playground. Meanwhile, local single fathers applaud the creators of said playground for its existence and its wide availability of benches.

Sandra Oh presented the lifetime achievement award to the cast of "Sesame Street." Big Bird totally upstaged her though, strutting around the stage in bright neon yellow feathers and being a 9-foot-tall bird and all. What a diva.

Think long and hard before you make that call, Tina. We'll just sit here photographing you at odd angles.

Mickey Rourke doesn't mind that he looks odd with a girl half his age and twice his size. So long as she's got a disgruntled look on her face and a crazy outfit on, they'll work out just fine.
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