The unlikely pairing of these two ladies lends credence to the theory that all the world's men can be split into two categories, outlined below:
Megan Fox Guys: Unabashed bad-girl enthusiasts who like to cower in the presence of superior sultriness. Megan Foxers enjoy: shiny shirts, explaining their Chinese character tattoos, renting Jaguars, and quoting pickup artist "Mystery." They never quite got over their high school crush - that ridiculously hot girl who cut class to smoke under the bleachers and wouldn't give them the time of day.
Tina Fey Guys: Sensitive, self-deprecating funny dudes who want an undercover hottie to spar with. These guys enjoy: ironic theme parties, organic IPAs, and - of course - blogging. Tina Fey guys lusted over their debate partner in high school. Then she broke their heart by making fun of their haircut.