I know what you're thinking. Where is this vintage copy of Playgirl and how can I bid on it on eBay immediately? But this whole "BRAD PITT NUDE!" headline seems a little suspicious. Turns out, it wasn't only suspicious, but downright shady. Playgirl had stolen the pictures of a full-frontal naked Brad when he was vacationing with his then-girlfriend Gwyneth. (Wow, I forgot about Brad and Gwyn). A paparazzo had apparently scaled a wall (a skill they learn in Scuzzbag Boot Camp) to snap a few pictures of Brad's nether region. Brad sued Playgirl, and the issue was sealed and distribution was halted. Guess we'll have to wait to see the goods until Martin Scorsese or Quentin Tarantino convinces him into full-frontal for a scene. You see, films are the nudity loophole for A-listers.