The Afternoon Shortlist for Oct. 20

By Michelle Lanz
Hilary Swank attended the Iams Home 4 The Holidays event for some public puppy snuggling to help raise awareness of the homeless pet problem. We'll take one of each animal, plus another Academy Award, thanks! (Best Week Ever)

Mischa Barton says she's not going to do any more TV roles and only wants to find serious film roles. Shouldn't be too tough with the soon-to-be-released, straight-to-DVD project "Assassination of a High School President" on her resume. (PopEater)
Photos: Mischa Barton

Lindsay Lohan, 23, showed up to the 2009 Whitney Museum Gala in New York looking frighteningly identical to 54-year-old Donatella Versace. If this picture isn't enough to scare her straight, maybe she really does need an intervention. (Daily Mail)
Photos: Lindsay Lohan

David Hasselhoff and his daughters might become the subjects of a reality TV show. So now we can actually watch hours of drunken Hasselhoff footage instead of just hearing about it in the tabloids. (Starpulse)

Former Miss California Carrie Prejean is being sued by pageant officials who say she must pay back the cost of her boob job. Wait. She can't just give those implants down to the new Miss California along with the tiara? (E!)

Suzanne Somers says she regrets making comments about how Patrick Swayze's choice to undergo chemotherapy caused his death. Just because she miraculously cured her own cancer with alternative treatments (does the Thighmaster count?) doesn't make her a doctor. (Extra)
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