The Afternoon Shortlist for Oct. 28

By Michelle Lanz
Marisa Miller tries to convince women everywhere that a $3 million Victoria's Secret bra will make them look this amazing. Reality can be a bitter pill sometimes ... OK all the time. (Hollywood Tuna)
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Evangeline Lilly thinks people need to start adopting more kids and stop having so many of their own. Well, what if they do both? Yes, Brangelina, we're talking to you. (I'm Not Obsessed)
Photos: Evangeline Lilly

Model/burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese recently admitted that she got breast implants after drugs had ravaged her body. So does that mean Amy Winehouse will eventually look this good? (Glamour)
Photos: Deeta Von Teese

Adam Lambert tweeted that his overly glam acid trip of an album cover is meant to be campy. "For Your Entertainment" indeed. It's like '90s Trapper Keeper artist Lisa Frank meets "Jem & The Holograms." (MTV)
Photos: Adam Lambert

The cops visited Brittany Murphy's house at 2:30 a.m. after her neighbors complained that the "Clueless" actress was screaming incessantly. Apparently she thought a malfunctioning generator on her balcony was gunfire. Nice to see our tax dollars hard at work. (The Blemish)
Photos: Brittany Murphy

Michael Jackson's final film "This Is It" is getting rave reviews from celebs, critics and Everyday Joes. Hey, if it's good enough for J.Lo, er, Lola, then it's good enough for us! (Gossip Cop)
Review: Is ‘This Is It’ really worth seeing?
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