The Afternoon Shortlist for Oct. 29

By Michelle Lanz
Modeling photos of a Lolita-esque Angelina Jolie at 16 recently surfaced and blew our minds. Seriously, though, what would your life be like if you looked like that in high school? (Radar Online)
Photos: Angelina Jolie
Video: Angie's Early Bikini Shots

Teri Hatcher's rep spoke out against the rumors that the "Desperate Housewives" star had come down with the dreaded H1N1 "swine flu" virus. It's a good thing, too. The last place you want to be is in quarantine next to Marilyn Manson and Brian Littrell. (Starpulse)

Lindsay Lohan is going to India to help film a BBC documentary on child trafficking. Because, you know, she's a role model for disadvantaged youth. (Radar Online)
Photos: Lindsay Lohan

Jerry O'Connell is coming out with a parenting memoir "Cry, Feed, (Make Love to Wife), Burp." Wonder if he and wife Rebecca Romijn "do it" in that order? (EW)

Ever wanted to see what Robert Pattinson would look like in your pants? With these new Edward Cullen panties you can walk around with him snug to your nether regions 24/7. (The Frisky)
Photos: Robert Pattinson

Joe Jackson told reporters at the Las Vegas "This Is It" premiere that Michael Jackson is more successful (and worth more) now that he's dead. We're sure there was real grief on his face as he partied with Playboy floozies at the afterparty, too. (OK)

Jay-Z and Alicia Keys will sing "Empire State of Mind" at the World Series. What's your favorite song about the Big Apple? Cast your vote on the People's Choice Awards Web site. (PCA)
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