The Afternoon Shortlist for Oct. 23

Chaz Bono (formerly Chastity) was spotted taking out the garbage with a noticeably flat chest. The once-daughter, now-son (?) of Sonny and Cher seems to be in the last stages of his highly public sex change procedure. Next stop: "Celebrity Fit Club!" (OK,we made that up.) (Celebslam)

Rapper 50 Cent auditioned for the role of "B.A." Baracus (made famous by Mr. T in the '80s) for the upcoming "A-Team" remake. With this pose we pity the fool who doesn't hire him immediately! Alas, he eventually passed on the opportunity. (Starpulse)

Fitness guru Tracy Anderson was dropped by Madonna for being too much drama. But the trainer responsible for Gwyneth Paltrow's fit body has recently landed Shakira as a client. Seriously, who cares about her past if she makes you look as amazing as Madonna? (The Daily Beast)

Alec Baldwin had all the ladies in the room giggling at the Elle Women in Hollywood event. Of course he remembered to thank the event planner for the lovely lipstick party favor left on his and Michael Mann's place settings. (Elle)

There is talk that "Bones" star David Boreanaz cheated on his wife while she was pregnant and even called the other woman while his wife was in labor. We'll leave the "Angel" and "Bones" puns to your imaginations. (Celebitchy)

Theater critics are just raving about Sienna Miller on Broadway! Only they seem to be focusing on her incredibly in-shape body and killer legs more than her acting abilities. A compliment is a compliment, I suppose. (People)
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