The Morning Shortlist for Oct. 20

Lindsay Lohan's dad Michael says he didn't mean he'd actually kidnap Lindsay when he said he was going to take her to an "undisclosed location." No matter how you say it, taking someone to a secret spot against his or her will is still kidnapping. Lindsay better hurry up and get that restraining order. (Newsday)
Photos: Lindsay Lohan

Stephen Moyer injured his knee while playing with his kids and opted to carry a cane on stage at the Spike TV Scream Awards. Because, you know, a cane is classier than crutches or a walker. (People)

Ellen DeGeneres makes like a lady and gets herself a manicure. What? A celeb who doesn't get her hands pampered? Preposterous. (Mediabistro)

Beyoncé was named one of the most powerful women in showbiz by Elle magazine with an income of about $87 million. So who's considered the breadwinner in that relationship: Jay-Z or Beyoncé? (Elle)
Photos: Beyonce

Vintage footage of celebs always makes us smile. So here is a hilarious and creepy video of Ted Danson reading some choice pick-up lines on a chair much too small for him. Some of you might have nightmares, so watch with caution. (Everything is Terrible)

Did you know Sharon Stone has an I.Q. of 156? Or that Geena Davis is a member of Mensa, the brainiac society? See other stars who wear smarty pants and which ones are actual Mensa members. (The Daily Beast)
Photos: Sharon Stone

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