The Morning Shortlist for Oct. 23

Pamela Anderson's home construction and debt woes can be pinpointed to the $3 million she spent on installing gold and platinum metal tiles in her jacuzzi/sauna area. Seriously? Some people deserve to go broke. (The Sun)
Photos: Pamela Anderson

Heidi Klum takes Halloween very seriously. And now you have the chance to win an invite to her Halloween bash. Just make sure you work hard on that costume or we're sure she'll tell you you're out! (Modelinia)
Photos: Heidi Klum

Lindsay Lohan says its perfectly fine for 15-year-old sis Ali to party because she has a good head on her shoulders. Doesn't matter what kind of head she has, she's still a Lohan. (E!)
Photos: Lindsay Lohan

Khloe Kardashian still hasn't met husband Lamar Odom's kids. Isn't that something you're supposed to do -- oh, I don't know -- before you get married? Looks like Michael Lohan and Jude Law have some competition for dad of the year. (Pop Eater)
Photos: Khloe Kardashian

David Beckham had to get clever in order to avoid the mass of paparazzi waiting for him outside a Hollywood restaurant. Word to the photogs: If our Becks gets hit by a car trying to get away from you people, you're going to have a serious riot on your hands. (Gossip Cop)
Photos: Victoria Beckham

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