The Morning Shortlist for Oct. 27

By Michelle Lanz
Channing Tatum's skin was scalded and peeled off on the set of "The Eagle of the Ninth," after an assistant poured boiling-hot water over the actor. Yep, I think it's safe to say that assistant's career is over. (Contact Music)

Renee Zellweger is reportedly going to spend the holidays with Bradley Cooper's family in Philadelphia. Looks like their relationship is moving directly from rumor mill to meet the parents. (NY Daily News)
Photos: Renee Zellweger
Photos: Bradley Cooper

Despite all the talk, Lindsay Lohan was not dropped from her record label. This news is more embarassing to the label than Lilo. Seriously, can anyone foresee Linds putting out a record and actually selling it? (Gossip Cop)
Photos: Lindsay Lohan

Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin kept their relationship secret for about 10 months. That must be like some kind of record in Hollywood. No one has secrets around here. (Just Jared)
Photos: The cast of ‘True Blood’

Taylor Swift says she doesn't like the itty bitty Halloween costumes most girls wear and last year dressed as Chewbacca. Seriously, it's the only chance a girl has to dress like a streetwalker and not be shunned by society. (MTV)
Photos: Taylor Swift

Direct TV just aired an ad based on the "fat guy in a little coat" scene in "Tommy Boy" with David Spade and a posthumous Chris Farley. Wonder if Spade was able to sleep that night after selling out hardcore. (PopEater)

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