The Morning Shortlist for Oct. 28

By Michelle Lanz
Kate Moss looks to be sporting a curvier figure in a new set of ads for Topshop, just in time for the debut of her lingerie line. Looks more like an ad for Photoshop to me. (Daily Mail UK)
Photos: Kate Moss

Must be hard being drop dead adorable. Actor/Gucci model James Franco has a hard time pronouncing "Gucci," in this hilarious video. It's OK James, borderline illiteracy is sexy. (PopEater)
Photos: James Franco

Despite sharing the same airspace in New York City, the Jude Law and Sienna Miller hook-up rumors are false. Silly gossip mongers. We all know Jude's too busy knocking up models to go back to Sienna. (Gossip Cop)
Photos: Jude Law

Lindsay Lohan got a new tattoo which reads: "Stars, all we ask for is our right to twinkle." Guess she didn't have enough cash to finish the sentence with, "...and be life-ruining train wrecks." (Celebslam)
Photos: Lindsay Lohan

Rosie O'Donnell said during her appearance on The Howard Stern show that she could have hooked up with Angelina Jolie, but was intimidated by her sexiness. And thank you, Rosie, for the horrible, horrible visuals we now have. (Celebitchy)
Photos: Rosie O'Donnell

Tennis legend Andre Agassi admits in his memoir that in the ‘90s he was a regular user of crystal meth and lied to avoid being banned due to a failed drug test. Way to burn some bridges and make it awkward with your tennis buddies. (People)

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