The Morning Shortlist for Oct. 29
By Michelle Lanz
Hilarious talk show maven Chelsea Handler is in a bikini on the cover of December issue of Playboy and reportedly appears naked inside. Luckily, Playboy's army of Photoshop experts will "handle" her photos before we do. (Huffington Post)
Cindy Crawford says she'd be considered "too healthy" to make it as a supermodel according to today's standards. Yeah, she's also over-40 ... that might have something to do with it. (Celebitchy)
Pete Wentz lost a bet and had to have Cobra Starship's Gabriel Saporta's face tattooed on his leg. We bet Ashlee's going to be thrilled that her hubby chose to immortalize his bro and not his lady...or their son. (The Blemish)
David Beckham revealed why he's been looking so scruffy as of late. He's growing out his facial hair so he can accurately disguise himself as Wolverine for Halloween. Maybe he and Hugh Jackman can duke it out for most desirable "X-Men" impersonator. (OK)
Sean Penn was rumored to be meeting with Fidel Castro in Cuba, but it turns out he was actually meeting Hugo Chavez in Venezuela. That Sean Penn sure gets around the dictator circle, doesn't he? (Gossip Cop)
Teresa Giudice and Jacqueline Laurita of "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" present to you their alien spawn. Let the pageants and tantrums and spoiling rottenness begin. (In Touch)
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