The Shortlist for Nov. 5

By Michelle Lanz
"Wholesome" former Miss California Carrie Prejean dropped her case against pageant officials when they revealed a sex tape starring the blonde was in their possession. Did she not learn anything from the whole Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart fiasco? (Celebitchy)
Photos: Carrie Prejean

Nicolas Cage blames his financial manager for his cash flow woes, but he should reconsider whether he needs two Bahamian islands, dinosaur skulls and the Shah of Iran's Lamborghini. He should point that excessive old index finger right back at himself. (The Daily Beast)
Photos: Nicolas Cage

David and Victoria Beckham found the perfect pets: itty bitty micro pigs. They like them so much in fact that they spent nearly $3,000 on a pair. Damn, we need to get into the tiny pig industry, stat. (Daily Mail)
Photos: Victoria Beckham

Anderson Cooper has been the topic of gay hypothesis for years. Is he gay or is he straight? He refuses to say, but bloggers and gay magazine editors will never cease to talk about it until he finally comes out. Click the link to find out why people are so obsessed with the CNN newsman's sexuality. (PopEater)

Sarah Jessica Parker overshares by admitting she likes wet diapers and that she especially likes to "smell them all warm like a baked good." One word: ewwwwwwwww! (Starpulse)
Photos: Sarah Jessica Parker

Stephanie Pratt may have gotten caught for DUI, but that doesn't mean she's going to rehab. Despite reports that the "Hills" star was checking in, her reps say the story is bologna. She's nowhere near rock bottom yet, but give her time. (Gossip Cop)

As if you needed another reason to watch "30 Rock," it was announced that James Franco will be guest-starring as himself. Finally -- that show could use some hunky Hollywood eye candy. (EW)

Kristen Wiig read passages from Suzanne Somers' first book of poetry (yes it exists) during the New York Comedy Festival, causing the crowd to roar with laughter. Old Suze should stick with the "As Seen On TV" exercise equipment. (Best Week Ever)

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