It was pre-rehab, post-"Phone Booth" when a shaved-headed Farrell captured his romp with then-girlfriend, Playboy bunny Nicole Narain. The 2003, 14-minute video release was marred by legal wrangling and a lot of he said/she said. (He said she wasn't supposed to share. She said she had no idea how the tape got out.)
Climactic moment: Who knew Farrell liked to make corny puns? And no wonder he's so skinny; he's obviously famished!
What we'd rather see: Colin, a tub of hot water, a loofa and plenty of soap.