Candidate #5: Tiffani Thiessen, Saved by Some Self-Satire
When Jimmy Fallon tried organizing a "Saved by the Bell" reunion on "Late Night," many '90s TV fans were disappointed that Tiffani Thiessen wasn't the first on board with a B-B-B-Bayside cheer and some fluffy Kapowski mall bangs. In a Funny or Die viral video responding to the fan hubbub, Tiffani humbly and humorously acknowledges that common "What the hell happened to her? I thought she was going to be a star" sentiment by explaining how totally, super uberbusy she's been. Plus, we (sort of) ended up getting a reunion out of her, so I guess we can leave her alone to film her cat sitcom.