Snooki and Jionni LaValle
Baggage: She's Snooki. There's also the whole garish guido-guidette thing going on.
Baby carriage: Her son, Lorenzo was born in August 2012 and she is pregnant with her second child, due in late 2014.
Marriage: Engaged in March 2012, but there's no date yet. Still, Snooki wants her "dream wedding. ... I'm not even ready for it yet. I just want my baby first."
Footnotes: "Honestly, I really didn't know that I could make a baby, so the fact that I can reproduce is very scary," she once said. Oh, Snooks!
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