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By Michael Mullen
We all dream of a perfect world when, someday, we will all live in harmony, dancing and singing in fields of daisies. But we can be certain of one thing: Long after the rest of us have resolved our differences, celebrity cat fights will continue. After all, drama is the rarefied air they breathe. So please, take some time out from your own pursuit of world peace to click through and choose sides in some recent celebrity dustups.
Rivals? These two? Shocking! For years Mariah held the Guinness World Record for highest note hit by a human, and she also has more No. 1 hits than Elvis Presley. Nicki has more wigs than Marie Antoinette, and she’s a diva at the peak of her game. So, yes, there was screaming on "American Idol," but frankly we're a little tired of the cooked-up made-for-TV variety of catfight. We’re waiting for Mariah to transform into a giant butterfly and Nicki into a latex dragon with cotton candy wings. Then they can go at it like monsters in a Japanese B movie.