Maybe you don't live in Hollywood, but take it from those of us who do: We wear our seatbelts and look both ways even when driving through a green light. You never know when Lindsay will strike next. Seriously, even if you live in Omaha or Hoboken, maybe even Shanghai, you might want to peek out the window and make sure her Porsche isn't on your lawn. The New York Times Magazine wrote about recent shenanigans involving booze and her sports car, and who knows, if her latest indie flick "The Canyon" tanks, as it is likely to do, she might hit the road. People of Earth, you have been warned.