Being Mrs. Tom Cruise might not be quite as amazing as Katie Holmes has led us to believe. Because this? This is not the look of someone experiencing a nonstop whirligig of couch-jumping joy. This is someone who woke up, looked in the mirror, hunched her shoulders and went, "Feh." Suri knows it (and appears worried that she'll be blamed for it). Even Suri's stuffed Dalmatian knows it (note his lack of eye contact). How long before Katie, a woman with her own fashion line, for Xenu's sake, realizes her drab and dispirited style has become a metaphor for her life?