Because the holidays mean air travel, quite a few stars endured the new airport security measures: body scanning and pat-downs. And you'd better believe they tweeted about it. Have a look at which famous folks got groped over the Turkey Day weekend and which ones just wish they did.
"Randomly picked for the pat down. I'm now a full fledged counter-tenor." -- Josh Groban, showing that the fight against terrorism can still leave room for wordplay.