R. Kelly, 42, was prosecuted and acquitted after allegedly videotaping himself having sex with a girl possibly as young as 13, between 1998 and 2000. The girl (now young woman) pinpointed by prosecutors has denied the tape is of her. Kelly also denied the tape was of him.
Climactic moment: We haven't seen it. We don't want to see it. Even writing about it makes us want to lock ourselves in that closet he keeps singing about.
What we'd rather see: The trial as the highlight of his career.