There are sex tapes that everyone wants to see because they feature someone famous, and then there are sex tapes that help make someone famous. Paris, we're (not) looking at you. Kardashian's sex tape with her then-boyfriend, Ray J, was reported, and, yes, prompted many to say "Kim who?"
Climatic moment: You can't make us watch it.
What we'd rather see: How many more Kardashians will get knocked up this year.