When rumors of the tape first surfaced, Hilton denied its authenticity. And then people saw it. And yep, there was barely 19-year-old Paris, shot in grainy night vision, cavorting with 30-year old Rick Salomon (ex-Mr. Shannen Doherty). The tape, titled "1 Night in Paris" (And may we say, again, "Yuck") made Paris, not yet known for her "That's hot" catchphrase, a household name. While many still insist she has done nothing to earn her fame, "1 Night" is documentation that Paris is indeed known for doing something.
Climactic moment: Paris' deft task management (coitus interruptus cellphonus): Say what you will about her mental acuity, but the girl can multitask.
What we'd rather see: Paris cleaning her own toilet, or anonymously donating funds to charity, or volunteering in an animal shelter. Any of those would, actually, be hot.