Okay, okay, hear us out. Lohan has fallen on hard times, sure, but once upon a time she was the thinking man's hottie, the startlet with the little something extra to make her shine. We think she could handle the role of Eddie's love interest, and perhaps her recent "self-reflection" period could help her find the emotion to see the scissorhanded man's true beauty. And audiences would love her. Plus, she can finally make that comeback. Hey, give us a break. This is fantasy casting after all.