"My God, I'm so in love with my boyfriend. I wish he were here now. I think I want to have his babies." That was Stewart, indulging in some uncharacteristic gushing during her Vogue UK sit-down. And oh, if she'd only stopped there.
"God, I miss him," she continued. "I love the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits. I don't get this obsession with washing the smell off. That smell of someone you love. Don't you think that's the whole point?"
Later on, the interviewer wonders whether Kristen was "even talking about Pattinson" or if she was perhaps joking around. Either way, shudder. (Sidenote: We're pinning this appetite-suppressing quote to our fridge the next time we want to drop a few pounds).
Anyhoodie, let's finish up with some wishful matchmaking from Hollywood Life, which claims that Kristen enjoyed a "flirty" confab with James Franco during a meet-up at the film fest.
Not so, a Stewart source assures Gossip Cop, calling the supposed cozy chitchat tale "bulls---" and insisting the stars "never saw each other."