The End Times Inch Closer: Octomom Lands a Much Younger Man
What human male can resist the siren song of a foreclosed-on porn star with fourteen kids? In between diaper changes, starring in her X-rated film debut and looking for a new place to live, Octomom Nadya Suleman has landed a new boyfriend.
TMZ says she's dating that bronzed, muscular fella she's posing with at left. His name is Frankie Grageda, a 23-year-old "amateur bodybuilder" who received some free fitness promotion this weekend via her Ustream channel by doing push-ups with six of her kids (several more could be seen jumping on a trampoline in the background).
The two apparently began dating a couple months ago and have already progressed to the airport-pickup phase of the relationship: On Sunday, Frankie fetched the fertile cautionary tale from LAX in his very large truck.
Before zooming away, Suleman told TMZ she met Grageda "through church" and doesn't feel their age difference is a problem because "my mind is 16." Just the kind of reassuring statement you hope to hear from the mother of a child army.
When asked what it's like to date Octomom, Frankie was persuasively upbeat.
"It has its moments," he said. "Obviously she has a lot of kids, but it's wonderful and I enjoy it. She's a wonderful person. She has a good heart."
Earlier this year, Suleman claimed she'd been celibate since 1999 and planned "to remain so until the octuplets are 18. ... Men love me, but I will be celibate for the next 15 years."
Another possible complication is her aversion to skin-on-skin contact.
While appearing on the optimistically titled "Celebridate" last year, Suleman said of a potential suitor, "As long as he doesn't touch me, we're good! No touching! A hand, maybe. I'm a germaphobe."