Run, Denise Richards. Run and don't look back. Charlie Sheen tells the new issue Rolling Stone that he wouldn't mind a hookup with his ex-wife.
"Do I want to? Yeah!" he says. "Does she? Don't know."
According to the now more-sad-than-bad-boy actor, he and Richards, 41, are back on friendly terms after a long period when they "couldn't stand each other."
You'll recall that after their vicious 2006 split, Charlie allegedly sent Denise texts urging her to "rot in Hell" and "get cancer" and die. As recently as March 2011, he was calling her a "loser whore" on Twitter.
These days, however, he fantasizes about what could happen with her during family vacations with their daughters, Sam, 8, and Lola, 6.
"It's tough being on trips with her sometimes," admits Sheen, whose most recent ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, just checked back into rehab. "I don't want the kids to walk in on us, you know?"
But he's nothing if not a gentleman (not really), pointing out, "We sleep in separate rooms. Everybody's going to want to know that, too."
In a refreshing show of common sense and self-preservation, Denise doesn't harbor the same primal urges as her onetime spouse.
"He's another of my children," explains the actress, who will appear on Charlie's forthcoming FX series "Anger Management." "He and I are like best friends now. Confidants. He tells me everything."
That likely includes his latest porn star adventures and the state of his date's tootsies.
"I've not dated girls because of their feet, just the length of certain toes and the shape of where things should be and they're not," says Sheen. "Hammertoes are bad. And the second toe being too long? That's bad, too."
But he doesn't want you to assume that he's just some callous, shallow asshat who's secretly judging your appendages.
"People think I'm a bit of a rogue, a cad, a Lothario, a guy who's in a lot of s--- that would lead to a constellation of kink and oddities, and I'm not," insists Charlie. "I just love women."