George Clooney isn't as busy romantically as we've been led to believe
It's been quite a month for George Clooney, rumor-wise. He's been linked to no fewer than three women, none of whom he's apparently dating. For those keeping score at home, the Oscar-winning, two-time Sexiest Man Alive has supposedly flirted with Katie Holmes, wooed British attorney Amal Alamuddin over dinner and reignited his inconstant romance with Croatian model Monika Jakisic.
The official word from the confirmed bachelor, who has been on the market since calling time on his two-year relationship with Stacy Keibler?
"Three different stories in three weeks. I should be an athlete," the actor laughs to People. "But, no of course, it's all made up."
His rep is less affable about the matter.
"George wants this Monika crap to stop. He wants Katie to get a break, and he wants Amal to be able to prosecute cases without being hassled because she had one dinner with George and four others," the spokesman fumes to the mag. "I even asked George if these [rumors] were true and he said he never comments on his private life, but in the interest of stopping the harassment of all three of these women, he felt he should."
According to Us Weekly, Clooney, 52, has been spending quality time with Jakisic.
"She's not his official 'girlfriend' yet, but they've become very close," tattles an insider, presumably during study hall. "She has been seeing George almost every night."
But a source pipes in to People, "George is not dating, nor has he dated Monika in several years. Nor is he dating Katie Holmes -- he simply hugged her at a premiere. Nor is he the new boyfriend of Amal, who he is working with on a [surveillance] satellite program over Syria."
But as we all know, nothing sets a romantic mood quite like satellite surveillance. OK, moving on …