Romance Report for Aug. 18: Is Marc Drunk-Dialing J.Lo?

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Like sand through the hourglass, so are the days of Jennifer Aniston's life in the tabloids. Let's start with Us Weekly, which believes she may be sprinting to the altar with Justin Theroux.

"Jen's friends definitely feel there could be a call with big news at any moment," says a source, with another adding, "I'm hearing major rumblings [that] they're getting married soon."

Over to you, OK! magazine ... "Nobody would be the least bit surprised if they got married on the beach [in Hawaii] before summer is over," maintains a spy. "She wants it to be an intimate, romantic beach ceremony as opposed to her wedding to Brad Pitt, which was this huge, splashy, almost impersonal affair."

Anything to add, In Touch? "Justin will never marry her," pooh-poohs a "friend" of the actor-screenwriter. "He's not the marrying type, as you can see from the 14-year relationship [with Heidi Bivens] he was in that didn't end in marriage. ... He is not the kind of guy to be owned."

Meanwhile, is one of Jen's former flames having trouble seeing her move on?

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