Madonna is 54 years old. Take a second to let that digest. 54. Yet, somehow, the Material Girl tosses on a cheerleader outfit and says or does something controversial on a nightly basis during her MDNA tour. She's trying to stay forever young, but it's not working out so well. At this point there isn't a person on the planet who hasn't seen Madonna naked, so even those with a "mature" fetish don't want her flashing the crowd ... or handling a gun or making Nazi references. You have hundreds of millions of dollars, Madonna, it's time to move to Florida and play shuffleboard.