Ever wonder what the stars talk about in private? Yeah. Us too. That's why we decided to put some words in their mouths. Please enjoy these star-to-star conversations that might have been (but probably weren't).
Ryan Reynolds: It's no nice to see you! And I'm glad we can be such good friends, having secretly dated and broken up and all. We did secretly date, right?
Sandra Bullock: I don't even know anymore. I have, like, a two-month backlog of Us Weekly to go through. Lemme read up and get to.