Kim: "Hey, Mom, is there a little something you've been wanting that I can get you for Christmas?"
Kris: "I thought you'd never ask! There's that gold Maserati I've been eying. Oh! And that endangered snow leopard coat I've been drooling over. And you know I love to be pampered; how about a year's supply of facials and massages at the Beverly Hills Hotel? Gosh, I just love having a famous daughter during the holidays."