Whether you enjoyed the Oscar show or were bored to death, it's pretty clear that the afterparties were where the real entertainment was to be found. So what were the stars chatting about over expensive glasses of champagne and bite-sized nibbles? Click through to see what the stars might have been talking about at the 2011 Academy Awards.
Gwyneth Paltrow: Ooooookay, anyone seen A-Rod? Looks like his little lady has had a little too much sauce, if ya know what I mean.
Cameron Diaz: Oh, Gwenny. I… I love you, maaaaaan! Wanna make out?