12 Prophecies for Hollywood 2012
By Melissa Hunter, Dana Flax, and Cindy Joung
According to the movie -- and the Mayan prophecy -- "2012" will result in cataclysmic and transformative events. The earth will quake, the seas will rise, the poles will shift and all will turn topsy-turvy in the face of the apocalypse, come Dec. 21, 2012.
Wonderwall has gotten a hold of some of the never before seen prophesies from ancient Mayan tablets. And they happen to be all about celebrity predictions for the end of days. Real lucky how that worked out, right? Considering we're a celebrity site and all ... CLICK THROUGH AT YOUR OWN RISK!
12. Jennifer Aniston marries her Prince Charming and chooses Angelina as her maid of honor.
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11. The Kardashian sisters join a nunnery in the Himalayas. In a habit, Sister Khloe is the hot one.
10. Lady GaGa settles down in Poughkeepsie as a soccer mom and becomes besties with Elisabeth Hasselback.
9. Moments before the end of days, the remaining unmarried Jonas Brothers frantically remove their purity rings and throw them into Mordor, and Mt. Doom summons chicks for them.
8. Victoria Beckham comes out with an all-deep-fried cookbook.
7. Paris Hilton runs out of products to sell.
6. Megan Fox removes her mask and costume to reveal she's been Susan Boyle all along.
5. Will Smith confesses he has no clue how to save the world.
4. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart finally admit they dated ... in 2009.
3. Madonna gets a wrinkle.
2. Jon Gosselin wins Time's Person of the Year 2012.
1. Oprah parts the heavens and reveals that she actually is, in fact, God.
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