It's nice when the tabloids can agree on something, even if that something should be taken with a dump truck full of salt. This week's Life & Style posits that Scarlett Johansson, 26, is attracted to Sean Penn, 50, because he's like a "father figure" to her, and Star helpfully claims that's exactly how he's acting.
(And we apologize profusely if you now have George Michael's creepy "Father Figure" song playing in your head.)
The tab dubiously alleges that the could-be co-habiting couple of three-plus months had a "huge fight" after the actor criticized the starlet's supposed bad habits -- drinking, smoking and eating solid food.
"Sean's urging Scarlett to go on a health kick, which she's taken personally, since she’s touchy about being heavier than she'd like," alleges a source (via Hollywood Life).
We should point out that the enviably proportioned actress, who shot pregnancy rumors last week after some air apparently caught the underside of her shirt during a jog with the nicotine-loving Penn, has been training for "The Avengers" for several months, and her rep says she's in the best shape of her life.