A tabloid is giving Kim Kardashian a hard shove down the aisle. OK! claims she's planning an elaborate "dream wedding" to basketball beau Kris Humphries that will be on par with the April knot-tying of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Seems her pals are "expecting an engagement announcement very soon," with one proclaiming, "She's in love! Kim falls fast and hard, and this time is no exception."
Oh, and according to the mag, the reality starlet wants an engagement ring that will outshine sister Khloe's 9-carat bauble, and she's supposedly already chatted with Vera Wang about a gown and narrowed down her nuptial colors to silver, cream, white and black.
Or maybe not.
An insider assures Gossip Cop that Kim and Kris, who began dating late last year, are a long way from the altar. On the plus side, if they do end up getting hitched, they can add the mag's hilariously Photoshopped cover (complete with caricature-like noggins) to their wedding album.