The JoBros' much-tweenticipated clothing line is coming out soon, kids. The line is exclusively for the tween girl set and will be called Jonas. That's just too easy, guys. At least call it Crappy Clothes or Fug-wear... give yourself some sort of challenge here. And, in yet another ploy to get 13-year-olds' money, Disney is launching a Back-to-School 2009 Virtual Fashion Show today (click here obsessively 'til it launches) with the likes of Selena Gomez and other tween royalty showing off some of their new lines. No word on exactly what the boy wonders have designed, but if they have purity rings for sale, I think that might very well bump us out of the recession.